Hey Del Taco,
Here is a helpful hint: You shouldn’t associate your food with shit. We’ll do it on our own.

Hey Del Taco, Here is a helpful hint: You shouldn’t associate your food with shit. We’ll do it on our own.

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To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism- it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
Conan in his final farewell on the Tonight Show (via film114)

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This was a facebook ad that frightened me! If they are looking for me, I don’t want them to find me!

This was a facebook ad that frightened me! If they are looking for me, I don’t want them to find me!

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My girlfriend did this! Follow her acommonbird.tumblr.com!

My girlfriend did this! Follow her acommonbird.tumblr.com!

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My Girlfriend: Lets do Duck faces!

Me: I can’t hear you I am to busy doing a duck face!

My Girlfriend: Lets do Duck faces!

Me: I can’t hear you I am to busy doing a duck face!

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